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Copyright 2011-2013. We own the trademark phrase "I own all information" when used for this site and all related uses, such as blogging, snarky articles on privacy and information, books about all the stuff we write about, and so on. We probably have no claim to the use of "I own all information" if you use it to name a cooking oil, outdoor sports game, or line of... oh wait, if you try to use it on apparel, we probably do own that trademark too, since people will think you are connecting to our concept. We own all movie, film, documentary, and television rights, of course, especially in the United States, and all other media rights to the name and concept embodied by this web site, for all time in the entire universe regardless of who you are or the company you keep, whether alien, mortal, fish or foul.

Terms of Service and more rights we own coming soon!